C\u0103lare pe c\u00e2teva raze de soare, o viespe a intrat peste Gogu Pandele \u00een vastele lui apartamente. Iubitor de tot ce e viu a decis s\u0103 o ignore p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd aceasta urma s\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103seasc\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103perea, doar c\u0103 viespea a \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u00eel b\u00e2z\u00e2ie amenin\u021b\u0103tor pe la urechi \u0219i must\u0103\u021bi. \u00cei era team\u0103 s\u0103 nu-l \u00een\u021bepe, de\u0219i mai fuse luat \u00een acele altor viespi \u0219i nu p\u0103\u021bise mare lucru. Cum mi\u0219c\u0103rile u\u0219oare de palm\u0103 nu au avut succes, a apucat un prosop \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 conving\u0103 musafirul nepoftit s\u0103 ias\u0103 pe fereastr\u0103.<\/p>\n
Un moment de neaten\u021bie a f\u0103cut ca prosopul s\u0103 aga\u021be telefonul, acesta a f\u0103cut o tumb\u0103 prin aer \u0219i a aterizat pe burt\u0103, pe gresia din buc\u0103t\u0103rie. Evident, ecranul s-a f\u0103cut zob \u0219i Gogu a \u00eenceput s\u0103 simt\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eel apuc\u0103 furia. Telefonul \u00eel costase aproape dou\u0103 luni de munc\u0103. M\u0103surile anti-viespe au devenit mult mai serioase, nu se mai punea problema s\u0103 o scoat\u0103 afar\u0103 ci dorea s\u0103 o pedepseasc\u0103 drastic. P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103t ac de cojocul ei, interiorul casei a fost f\u0103cut zob \u0219i pu\u021bin a lipsit ca \u00eensu\u0219i Gogu s\u0103 cad\u0103 pe fereastr\u0103 de la etajul 12. C\u00e2nd bietul om era epuizat, viespea l-a \u00een\u021bepat, dar nu a sim\u021bit mare lucru, av\u00e2nd \u00een vedere dezastrul din jur \u0219i probabil era \u0219i pu\u021bin… asimptomatic.<\/p>\n
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Desigur, autorul acestor r\u00e2nduri poart\u0103 masc\u0103 peste tot, p\u0103streaz\u0103 distan\u021barea \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i unge labele, constant, cu dezinfectant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
C\u0103lare pe c\u00e2teva raze de soare, o viespe a intrat peste Gogu Pandele \u00een vastele lui apartamente. Iubitor de tot ce e viu a decis s\u0103 o ignore p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd aceasta urma s\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103seasc\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103perea, doar c\u0103 viespea a \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u00eel b\u00e2z\u00e2ie amenin\u021b\u0103tor pe la urechi \u0219i must\u0103\u021bi. \u00cei era team\u0103 s\u0103 nu-l \u00een\u021bepe, de\u0219i mai fuse luat \u00een acele altor viespi \u0219i nu p\u0103\u021bise mare lucru. Cum mi\u0219c\u0103rile u\u0219oare de palm\u0103 nu au avut succes, a apucat un prosop \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 conving\u0103 musafirul nepoftit s\u0103 ias\u0103 pe fereastr\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4490,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[49],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4489"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4489"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4492,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4489\/revisions\/4492"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}