{"id":4524,"date":"2021-08-18T11:05:53","date_gmt":"2021-08-18T09:05:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=4524"},"modified":"2021-08-18T11:05:53","modified_gmt":"2021-08-18T09:05:53","slug":"descompunere-artistica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2021\/08\/18\/descompunere-artistica\/","title":{"rendered":"Descompunere artistic\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen perioada pandemiei am ascultat\/vizionat online peste 100 de piese de teatru. E una dintre pasiunile mele.<br \/>\nIeri am fost la teatru, pe terasa TNB, la aer, dar cu masc\u0103. Cu ani \u00een urm\u0103 am r\u0103mas blocat \u00eentr-un lift mizer, aproape o or\u0103. A fost mai bine. Nu m\u0103 refer la aer \u015fi masc\u0103, ci la ce am v\u0103zut.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru regizorul P.K. am o propunere. S\u0103 bea o can\u0103 de ap\u0103, s\u0103 road\u0103 o jum\u0103tate de morcov, o felie de ceap\u0103, pu\u0163in ardei gras, s\u0103 bea un ou, s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce 50 gr de carne tocat\u0103 (crud\u0103) s\u0103 \u00eenghit\u0103 un v\u00e2rf de cu\u0163it de sare \u015fi s\u0103 mestece ni\u015fte p\u0103trunjel. La final i-a\u015f mul\u0163umi dac\u0103 ar aplauda \u015fi ar aprecia ciorba de peri\u015foare, descompus\u0103 artistic, pe care a servit-o. Dac\u0103 va constata c\u0103 a lipsit un ingredient poate s\u0103 spun\u0103 \u201dbla, bla, bla\u201d, a\u015fa ca \u00een piesa g\u00e2ndit\u0103 de el, dup\u0103 ce a parcurs \u00een diagonale fr\u00e2nte un text de Cehov.<br \/>\nAm v\u0103zut\/ascultat multe spectacole de teatru, care nu erau deloc pe gustul meu, dar niciodat\u0103 nu m-am sim\u0163it jignit. P\u00e2n\u0103 ieri.<\/p>\n<p>PS<br \/>\nPe tot parcursul spectacolului, ori de c\u00e2te ori lumina pe scen\u0103 sc\u0103dea \u00een intensitate, grupule\u021be de 2-3 spectatori fugeau, jena\u021bi\/elibera\u021bi, spre ie\u0219ire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen perioada pandemiei am ascultat\/vizionat online peste 100 de piese de teatru. E una dintre pasiunile mele. Ieri am fost la teatru, pe terasa TNB, la aer, dar cu masc\u0103. Cu ani \u00een urm\u0103 am r\u0103mas blocat \u00eentr-un lift mizer, aproape o or\u0103. A fost mai bine. Nu m\u0103 refer la aer \u015fi masc\u0103, ci&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4525,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[52,53],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4524"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4524"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4526,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4524\/revisions\/4526"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}