Anul acesta iarna a picat lunea, de la 12.00 la 15.00. \u00cenainte s\u0103 vin\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 plece anotimpul cu num\u0103rul 4 pe tricou, eu am plecat \u0219i am venit din zona de centru a ora\u0219ului. M-am dus bine \u0219i m-am \u00eentors prost (condi\u021bii de transport, desigur, eu tot cum m\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi, abstr\u0103g\u0103tor). S\u0103rim peste dus, o d\u0103m direct la \u00eentors.<\/p>\n
De unde veneam p\u00e2n\u0103 unde m\u0103 duceam, pe margine se afl\u0103 o salb\u0103 de pie\u021be. Autobuzul, firesc, are sta\u021bie \u00een dreptul fiec\u0103reia, iar toate erau pline de f\u0103c\u0103toare de sarmale, care anul acesta nu au pus varz\u0103 \u00een butoiul de pe balcon, a\u0219a c\u0103 au decis s\u0103 o cumpere de la pia\u021b\u0103 \u00een lunea \u00een care sunt eu pe drum. Dac\u0103 a\u0219 avea talent a\u0219 descrie mirosurile. Dac\u0103 ave\u021bi talent \u00een\u021belege\u021bi despre ce e vorba f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mai fie nevoie de talentul meu. Pr\u0103p\u0103d, crim\u0103 sadic\u0103. C\u00e2nd m\u0103 preg\u0103team s\u0103-mi eutanasiez sim\u021bul mirosului mi-au luat-o urechile la vale. O doamn\u0103, undeva spre 80 de ani \u0219i 40 de kilograme discuta o tranzac\u021bie la telefon. C\u0103 s\u0103 nu o lungesc, doamna stabilea punctul de \u00eent\u00e2lnire unde urma s\u0103-i ofere celeilalte persoane 50.000 de euro. \u201d\u00cei am la mine, \u00een pung\u0103\u201d, \u0219i u\u0219urel a ridicat cu m\u00e2na st\u00e2ng\u0103 o pl\u0103su\u021b\u0103 din plastic. Brusc mirosul de varz\u0103 a disp\u0103rut. Patru – cinci tineri, aparent f\u0103r\u0103 orizont, au tras ad\u00e2nc aer \u00een piept \u0219i au luat pozi\u021be de start, doamne g\u00e2rbovite de saco\u0219e au \u00eendreptat seme\u021b umerii. Mirosea a Cr\u0103ciun fericit. Dup\u0103 dou\u0103 sta\u021bii doamna a anun\u021bat telefonic c\u0103 va cobor\u00ee, spre u\u0219i agita\u021bie, pentru o clip\u0103 am avut impresia c\u0103 \u00een incint\u0103 voi mai r\u0103m\u00e2ne doar eu \u0219i varza murat\u0103. M-am \u00een\u0219elat.<\/p>\n
Am r\u0103mas doar eu.
\nCred c\u0103 \u0219i \u0219oferul, dar nu sunt sigur.<\/p>\n
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Anul acesta iarna a picat lunea, de la 12.00 la 15.00. \u00cenainte s\u0103 vin\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 plece anotimpul cu num\u0103rul 4 pe tricou, eu am plecat \u0219i am venit din zona de centru a ora\u0219ului. M-am dus bine \u0219i m-am \u00eentors prost (condi\u021bii de transport, desigur, eu tot cum m\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi, abstr\u0103g\u0103tor). S\u0103rim peste dus,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4541,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4540"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4540"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4540\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4542,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4540\/revisions\/4542"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}