{"id":4553,"date":"2022-03-08T12:27:57","date_gmt":"2022-03-08T10:27:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=4553"},"modified":"2022-03-08T12:27:57","modified_gmt":"2022-03-08T10:27:57","slug":"8-martie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2022\/03\/08\/8-martie\/","title":{"rendered":"8 martie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>E 8 martie \u0219i ninge, conform regulii, de sus \u00een jos. O doamn\u0103 \u00een hain\u0103 de blan\u0103 (nu cunosc animalul, poate iepure), cu capul \u00eenf\u0103\u0219urat \u00eentr-o e\u0219arf\u0103 ro\u0219ie, m\u0103 abordeaz\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 ocoli\u0219uri.<br \/>\n(Scena pare desprins\u0103 din Doctor Jivago, filmul, dac\u0103 nu a\u021bi citit cartea. Nu e.)<br \/>\n-Dai \u0219i tu un leu?, atac\u0103 doamna.<br \/>\n-Nu am!<br \/>\n-Cum dracu pleca\u021bi, m\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 un leu \u00een buzunar, pe drum?<br \/>\nCum uitasem cavalerismul acas\u0103, am fost la un pas s\u0103 \u00eei zic c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 \u0219tie cum se pleac\u0103 cu v\u00e2nt \u00een buzunare. Nu-l uitasem pe tot.<br \/>\n-Pai am bani pe card, dac\u0103 asta v\u0103 lini\u0219te\u0219te cu ceva!, am zis pentru a-mi ap\u0103ra onoarea financiar\u0103.<br \/>\n-Cardurile astea v-au m\u00e2ncat omenia \u0219i galanteria. E 8 martie, b\u0103! Mar\u0219 \u0219i ia-mi o cafea de la Mega, pl\u0103te\u0219ti cu cardul.<br \/>\nNu ridica\u021bi spr\u00e2ncenele, am sc\u0103pat bine. Urm\u0103torul domn, care s-a \u00eent\u00e2lnit cu doamna, a luat \u0219i o umbrel\u0103 pe spinare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>E 8 martie \u0219i ninge, conform regulii, de sus \u00een jos. O doamn\u0103 \u00een hain\u0103 de blan\u0103 (nu cunosc animalul, poate iepure), cu capul \u00eenf\u0103\u0219urat \u00eentr-o e\u0219arf\u0103 ro\u0219ie, m\u0103 abordeaz\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 ocoli\u0219uri. (Scena pare desprins\u0103 din Doctor Jivago, filmul, dac\u0103 nu a\u021bi citit cartea. Nu e.) -Dai \u0219i tu un leu?, atac\u0103 doamna. -Nu am!&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4553"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4553"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4553\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4554,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4553\/revisions\/4554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}