{"id":4593,"date":"2023-02-10T13:46:36","date_gmt":"2023-02-10T11:46:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=4593"},"modified":"2023-02-10T13:49:44","modified_gmt":"2023-02-10T11:49:44","slug":"bancherilor-patru-mici-si-o-halba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2023\/02\/10\/bancherilor-patru-mici-si-o-halba\/","title":{"rendered":"Bancherilor: patru mici \u0219i o halb\u0103!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Niste bani imaculat de albi, destina\u021bi unor zile ne\u00eenchipuit de negre, z\u0103ceau neajutora\u021bi de ceva ani \u00eentr-o banc\u0103 de mare prestigiu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>G\u00e2ndul nebunului la marginea drumului m-a \u00eendemnat s\u0103-i mut ni\u021bel \u00een cadrul aceleia\u0219i b\u0103nci, cu scopul ca dob\u00e2nda s\u0103 plece de la 0,5 \u0219i s\u0103 ajung\u0103 pe la 7 sau chiar 8. Zis \u0219i \u2026 aici trebuia s\u0103 vin\u0103 f\u0103cut. Nu e cazul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Parchez fizicul la ghi\u0219eu, amabilit\u0103\u021bi, chestii, trestii, \u201dce vre\u021bi?\u201d, \u201d\u00een general patru mici \u0219i <a><\/a>o halb\u0103 de bere, dar, na, azi a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 plimb\u0103m ni\u0219te lei din cont \u00een depozit\u201d. Bun, actualiz\u0103m date, prezent\u0103m rudele trecute \u0219i prezente, loc de munc\u0103 \u0219i alte intimit\u0103\u021bi, dup\u0103 care intr\u0103m \u00een zodia lui \u201dNu\u201d, de ambele p\u0103r\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu pot s\u0103 trec un \u00eemputernicit, dac\u0103 nu e prezent &#8211; nu vreau s\u0103 fac alt card \u2013 nu vreau s\u0103 descarc aplica\u021bie &#8211; nu pot s\u0103 mut leii c\u0103 sunte\u021bi dator un comision \u2013 nu pute\u021bi s\u0103 pl\u0103ti\u021bi aici c\u0103 nu avem casierie \u2013 nu pute\u021bi nici \u00een alt\u0103 parte f\u0103r\u0103 programare- nu &#8211; nu \u0219i nu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un g\u00e2nd vorbit m\u0103 fulger\u0103 \u00een exprimare, \u201dDa banii a\u0219tia de care tot vorbim, mai sunt ai mei?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Zdranc, apare primul Da.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P\u0103i, ia d\u0103-i bre \u00eencoa\u2019, c\u0103 \u00eei scot la plimbare. \u201dNu\u201d. E pe naiba, ne-am \u00eentors la nu. \u201dTrebuie programare ca s\u0103-i scoate\u021bi\u201d. S\u0103 rup ritmul arunc un \u201dDa, s\u0103 se fac\u0103\u201d, programare, lumin\u0103 se face mai greu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Frumos, elegant, ne-am \u00een\u021beles, eu am vrut, dar nu s-a mai putut de at\u00e2ta nu, desp\u0103r\u021bire cu acordul p\u0103r\u021bilor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pe rela\u021bia mea cu b\u0103ncile r\u0103m\u00e2nem la \u201dpatru mici \u0219i o halb\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La revedere!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Niste bani imaculat de albi, destina\u021bi unor zile ne\u00eenchipuit de negre, z\u0103ceau neajutora\u021bi de ceva ani \u00eentr-o banc\u0103 de mare prestigiu. G\u00e2ndul nebunului la marginea drumului m-a \u00eendemnat s\u0103-i mut ni\u021bel \u00een cadrul aceleia\u0219i b\u0103nci, cu scopul ca dob\u00e2nda s\u0103 plece de la 0,5 \u0219i s\u0103 ajung\u0103 pe la 7 sau chiar 8. Zis \u0219i&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4593"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4593"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4593\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4595,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4593\/revisions\/4595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}