<\/a>a\u0219a c\u0103 am pl\u0103m\u0103dit un bilet la pariuri sportive.<\/p>\n\n\n\nAici dau de alt\u0103 intersec\u021bie, cu fizicul sunt \u00een secolul XXI, dar apuc\u0103turile au r\u0103mas de secol XX, a\u0219a c\u0103 aranjez biletul online pe laptop, dar notez codul pe o hartie, cu creionul, ca s\u0103 \u00eel des\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219esc \u00een offline, la o cas\u0103 de pariuri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Plec \u021ban\u021bo\u0219, ajung la fel, dau biletul, dau 2 lei \u0219i (aici chiar merg punctele)…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201da\u021bi notat gre\u0219it pe h\u00e2rtie, nu merge\u201d. Dac\u0103 tot m-am deplasat, hai s\u0103 fac alt bilet, iau dos\u0103relul cu meciuri \u0219i coduri \u0219i v\u0103d c\u0103 nu v\u0103d f\u0103r\u0103 ochelari. \u00cen incint\u0103 se mai g\u0103seau doi b\u0103rba\u021bi \u0219i o femeie. \u00cemi zic c\u0103 apelez la unul dintre ei, dar p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 evaluez care are o privire mai vultureasc\u0103, m\u0103 trezesc prins \u00een ce f\u0103ceau \u0219i spuneau. Tipul chel a c\u0103zut primul de pe lista de posibile ajutoare, juca ni\u0219te numere, bea cola \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i izbea fruntea non-stop cu degetul mic de la m\u00e2na dreapta. \u00cen 5 minute a dobor\u00e2t un litru de cola, ceea ce a accelerat mi\u0219c\u0103rile degetului mic, \u0219i a c\u00e2\u0219tigat un leu la o loterie, fapt ce i-a produs o mare bucurie. A doua a c\u0103zut femeia. Executa un monolog al c\u0103rui ritm era \u021binut de plesnitul unor butoane ale unui aparat (pe scurt, juca la p\u0103c\u0103nele). \u201dTu ce ai crezut? Proasta st\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103 sear\u0103 de sear\u0103, singur\u0103, \u0219i tu \u00een fa\u021ba blocului \u00ee\u021bi faci via\u021ba ta, bei bere! E, uite \u00eemi fac \u0219i eu via\u021ba mea\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jap, ro\u0219ie, jap, neagr\u0103, jap, ro\u0219ie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Via\u021ba mea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201dDraci turba\u021bi… mai d\u0103 100\u201d. Al treilea b\u0103rbat s-a executat cu 100 de lei, care au fost \u00eenghi\u021bi\u021bi de aparat, probabil era cel cu berea, deci nu era chiar monolog, dar cert e c\u0103 l-am t\u0103iat \u0219i pe el de pe list\u0103. Schimonosit am reu\u0219it s\u0103 identific c\u00e2teva cifre \u0219i litere, am \u00eencropit ceva, a\u0219 zice orbe\u0219te, \u0219i i-am dat h\u00e2rtiu\u021ba casieri\u021bei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201dS\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi, cu doi lei pute\u021bi s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tiga\u021bi maxim \u0219apte lei\u201d. Nu m\u0103 ab\u021bin \u0219i gl\u0103suiesc: \u201dPerfect, dac\u0103 \u00eei iau \u00eemi fac via\u021ba\u201d, dup\u0103 care am ie\u0219it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe u\u0219\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La distan\u021b\u0103 v\u0103d perfect.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Via\u021ba mea a ajuns la o intersec\u021bie (aici ar merge ni\u0219te puncte de suspensie pentru un plus de dramatism, dar prefer o parantez\u0103, pentru c\u0103 a\u0219a sunt eu, \u00een loc de punct mai pun c\u00e2teva cuvinte). Revin la intersec\u021bie, este vorba de locul \u00een care ar trebui s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2lneasc\u0103 necesitatea (nu mai vad s\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4624"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4624"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4624\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4625,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4624\/revisions\/4625"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}