F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eemi doresc am reintrat \u00een zodia me\u0219terilor. Asocia\u021bia de bog\u0103ta\u0219i din care fac parte (de\u021bin\u0103torii de vile din blocul TS… din Drumul Taberei ) a decis c\u0103 a sosit vremea s\u0103 schimb\u0103m apometrele. M-am bucurat, m\u0103 dobor\u00e2ser\u0103 economii cu zero consum de ap\u0103 lunar, pe mine cel cu 14 – 15 mc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cur\u0103\u021bel foc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Asta e cusurul meu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mar\u021bi, la ora c\u00e2nd \u00eencep s\u0103 bat\u0103 ceasurile rele s-au prezentat doi me\u0219teri la u\u0219\u0103. Aparatele \u0219i instalarea erau deja pl\u0103tite, a\u0219a c\u0103 am deschis u\u0219a cu un u\u0219or z\u00e2mbet pe buze. C\u00e2nd am aflat c\u0103 toat\u0103 treaba dureaz\u0103 15-20 de minute m-am g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 dac\u0103 aveam voie a\u0219 fi b\u0103ut un coniac, o sampanie \u0219i fumam \u0219i un trabuc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu am voie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen general!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Era ora 10.00. Dialogul a \u00eenceput s\u0103 sc\u00e2r\u021bie de la buc\u0103t\u0103rie. Am aflat c\u0103 robine\u021bii nu \u021bin, se pot \u00eenlocui contra-cost, pe loc, 150 lei bucata. Erau doi. Trebuie \u0219i un adjutaj ca s\u0103 fie bine, 100 lei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
OK, am convenit c\u0103 sunt foarte bogat. C\u00e2nd s-a ajuns \u00een baie nu mai eram chiar a\u0219a de bogat c\u00e2nd unul dintre me\u0219teri a rupt un cot care f\u0103cea ni\u0219te leg\u0103turi \u0219i a f\u0103r\u00e2mat \u0219i scurgerea de la chiuvet\u0103. Teoretic, au decis c\u0103 e vina lor, practic, am pl\u0103tit tot eu. Pe la ora 14.00 me\u0219terii \u00eenc\u0103 erau la mine \u00een cas\u0103, iar eu m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 dac\u0103 o incendiez voi termina mai repede cur\u0103\u021benia. M-au anun\u021bat c\u0103 apometrele stau bine \u00een \u021bevi, dar scurgerea o vor repara a doua zi (din lic\u0103rul ochilor am \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103 mai pl\u0103tesc ceva) \u0219i c\u0103 s\u0103 fiu atent c\u0103 nici bateria de la buc\u0103t\u0103rie nu prea mai e \u00een apele ei \u0219i vrea s\u0103 ias\u0103 la pensie dup\u0103 aceast\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnire. Cu ochii \u00een lacrimi mi-am luat la revedere, am luat o hain\u0103 pe mine, am luat ni\u0219te bani, poate ultimii, \u0219i am mers la un magazin cu \u021bevi, baterii, chiuvete \u0219i alte dr\u0103cii extrem de scumpe. Am luat ce trebuia (deja migrasem la statutul de s\u0103rac) am revenit acas\u0103, am str\u00e2ns din din\u021bi – \u00eemi promisesem, c\u00e2ndva, c\u0103 nu voi mai presta astfel de munci – am desfundat o scurgere, am montat furtunul la chiuvet\u0103, am scos vechea baterie de la buc\u0103t\u0103rie, am montat-o pe cea nou\u0103, am f\u0103cut curat, \u0219i c\u00e2nd ultimul ceas r\u0103u se preg\u0103tea s\u0103 bat\u0103 m-am a\u0219ezat \u00een pat, a\u0219tept\u00e2nd lini\u0219tit s\u0103 fac un infarct sau un AVC, la alegere, c\u0103 ar fi prea mult s\u0103 spun \u201dla pl\u0103cere\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A doua zi, me\u0219terii au revenit, amabili \u0219i z\u00e2mbitori, s\u0103 m\u0103 ajute s\u0103 repar\u0103m ce au stricat. I-am informat ce \u0219i cum, iar unul mi-a zis fericit: \u201d\u0218tiam c\u0103 te descurci, am avut \u00eencredere \u00een tine de la \u00eenceput\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mul\u021bumesc!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Via\u021ba mea, munca mea, banii mei!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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