Exist\u0103 zile c\u00e2nd cred c\u0103 sunt posesorul unor abilit\u0103\u021bi supraomene\u0219ti. Azi a fost o astfel de zi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am reu\u0219it! Ce? S\u0103 \u00eenchid un cont la o banc\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu v\u0103 spun c\u0103 \u00eencerc de ani buni \u0219i c\u0103 de fiecare dat\u0103 mi-a\/le-a lipsit ceva (mie \u00een general r\u0103bdarea \u0219i toleran\u021ba la obr\u0103znicie), important e punctul de final. Dac\u0103 mai reu\u0219esc \u0219i s\u0103 sun la compania de telefonie \u0219i s\u0103 vorbesc cu un om, \u00eencep s\u0103 cred c\u0103 sunt nemuritor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Altfel, \u00een perioada \u00een care am respirat aerul din interiorul sucursalei de banca (\u00een ciuda a\u0219tept\u0103rilor nu am pl\u0103tit comision pentru acest lucru) am fost martorul unei superbe demonstra\u021bii a omului de tip nou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un t\u00e2n\u0103r (ceva \u00een jur de 30 de ani) dorea un card s\u0103 depun\u0103 ni\u0219te bani \u0219i s\u0103 instaleze o aplica\u021bie. Omul poseda o carte de identitate rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, dar nu se putea exprima dec\u00e2t \u00een englez\u0103. Trebuia s\u0103 confirme ni\u0219te date, s-a descurcat cu num\u0103rul de telefon, \u0219tia adresa unde locuie\u0219te, primul scurt circuit a venit la data na\u0219terii. Avea habar de lun\u0103, dar anul \u0219i ziua reprezentau o enorm\u0103 necunoscut\u0103. A dep\u0103\u0219it momentul…cu buletinul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, cum ar spune clasicii \u00een via\u021b\u0103. Locul na\u0219terii a provocat un nou blocaj, habar nu avea. Bombona pe tort a venit la numele de fat\u0103 al mamei. Nimic. Actualul nume de familie al mamei? Nimic. Numele mamei? O b\u0103lm\u0103jeal\u0103. Doamna de la ghi\u0219eu insista \u201dJenni sau Genny?\u201d. O nou\u0103 b\u0103lm\u0103jeal\u0103. Femeia renun\u021b\u0103. \u00cel pune s\u0103 confirme suma. Spune ceva total diferit fa\u021b\u0103 de prima dat\u0103. La reconfirmare apare o a treia sum\u0103. Fac ce au de f\u0103cut \u0219i la final \u00eel roag\u0103 s\u0103 noteze parola pe o h\u00e2rtie sau pe telefon. R\u0103spunsul? A\u021bi ghicit, \u201d\u021bin minte f\u0103r\u0103 probleme\u201d!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cencep s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg de ce sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2ia rela\u021bia mea cu banca.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Exist\u0103 zile c\u00e2nd cred c\u0103 sunt posesorul unor abilit\u0103\u021bi supraomene\u0219ti. Azi a fost o astfel de zi. Am reu\u0219it! Ce? S\u0103 \u00eenchid un cont la o banc\u0103. Nu v\u0103 spun c\u0103 \u00eencerc de ani buni \u0219i c\u0103 de fiecare dat\u0103 mi-a\/le-a lipsit ceva (mie \u00een general r\u0103bdarea \u0219i toleran\u021ba la obr\u0103znicie), important e punctul de…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4656"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4656"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4657,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4656\/revisions\/4657"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}