{"id":4705,"date":"2024-07-16T09:57:39","date_gmt":"2024-07-16T07:57:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=4705"},"modified":"2024-07-16T09:57:40","modified_gmt":"2024-07-16T07:57:40","slug":"viata-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2024\/07\/16\/viata-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Via\u021b\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Via\u021ba e mult mai simpl\u0103 dec\u00e2t ne \u00eenchipuim. Asta mi-au spus to\u021bi marii profesori de Via\u021b\u0103 pe care i-am avut. Nu v-am mai zis, dup\u0103 licen\u021b\u0103 \u0219i masterat, am luat \u0219i trei doctorate la aceast\u0103 materie, pe care sunt decis s\u0103 o studiez p\u00e2n\u0103 la sf\u00e2r\u0219it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Concret, Bucure\u0219ti, canicul\u0103 infernal\u0103, eu, la umbr\u0103, pe o banc\u0103, num\u0103ram trec\u0103torii, o doamn\u0103 plimba un c\u0103\u021bel foarte frumos, iar v\u00e2ntul continua s\u0103 se amb\u021bina s\u0103 ne mai bat\u0103. Brusc, la c\u00e2\u021biva pa\u0219i de mine, c\u00e2inele s-a \u00eentinds pe caldar\u00e2m refuz\u00e2nd s\u0103 se mai mi\u0219te. Domna i-a dat ni\u0219te ap\u0103, a b\u0103ut cu greu, a \u00eencercat \u0219i cu ceva de m\u00e2ncare, nimic, c\u00e2inele z\u0103cea aproape inert. Disperarea femeii era evident\u0103, eu \u00eemi plimbam mila, f\u0103r\u0103 les\u0103, de la femeie la c\u00e2ine, tur-retur, \u0219i eram incapabil s\u0103 rezolv problema. Au mai venit doi oameni, au oferit cele mai idioate sfaturi posibile, astfel c\u0103 am fost la un pas s\u0103 le\u0219in \u0219i eu. C\u00e2inele nu mai mi\u0219ca deloc. \u00cen final apare un domn cu un c\u00e2ine (era c\u0103\u021belu\u0219\u0103) \u0219i brusc toat\u0103 drama se transform\u0103 \u00een comedie. \u201dMortul\u201d nostru \u00eenvie spectaculos \u0219i din pudoare m\u0103 ab\u021bin s\u0103 ofer detalii&#8230; de \u00eembinare. Doamna alerga s\u0103-\u0219i recupereze c\u00e2inele plin de via\u021b\u0103, domnul \u00eencerca s\u0103-\u0219i salveze c\u0103\u021belu\u0219a (de la ce anume nu pot preciza), sf\u0103tuitorii r\u00e2deau de se pr\u0103p\u0103deau, eu \u00eencercam s\u0103-mi amintesc unde r\u0103m\u0103sesem cu num\u0103r\u0103toarea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via\u021ba e mult mai simpl\u0103 dec\u00e2t ne \u00eenchipuim. Asta mi-au spus to\u021bi marii profesori de Via\u021b\u0103 pe care i-am avut. Nu v-am mai zis, dup\u0103 licen\u021b\u0103 \u0219i masterat, am luat \u0219i trei doctorate la aceast\u0103 materie, pe care sunt decis s\u0103 o studiez p\u00e2n\u0103 la sf\u00e2r\u0219it. Concret, Bucure\u0219ti, canicul\u0103 infernal\u0103, eu, la umbr\u0103, pe o&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4705"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4705"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4705\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4706,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4705\/revisions\/4706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}