{"id":4710,"date":"2024-08-15T07:01:25","date_gmt":"2024-08-15T05:01:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=4710"},"modified":"2024-08-15T07:01:26","modified_gmt":"2024-08-15T05:01:26","slug":"un-leu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2024\/08\/15\/un-leu\/","title":{"rendered":"Un leu"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Vara aceasta am colec\u021bionat bancnote de un leu. Nu z\u00e2mbi\u021bi. Am zis s\u0103 m\u0103 r\u0103sf\u0103\u021b \u00een concediu (\u00een traducere: s\u0103 mai cump\u0103r ceva complet inutil). Cum nu puteam pleca \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103 cu c\u0103r\u0103mida de lei, am f\u0103cut un schimb cu comision zero, la domiciliu, \u0219i am decis s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc cu verzi\u0219orii ceva la banc\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 domni\u021b\u0103, genul \u0219tiu totul \u0219i ceva \u00een plus, m-a \u00eent\u00e2mpinat cu o amabilitate logodit\u0103 cu sila c\u00e2nd mi-a v\u0103zut finan\u021bele. Mi-a aruncat un z\u00e2mbet pe care se citea dezgustul \u0219i m-a <a><\/a>\u00eentrebat: \u201eDar de unde \u00eei ave\u021bi?\u201d. Ini\u021bial am vrut s\u0103-i spun c\u0103 am o tiparni\u021b\u0103 \u00een debara \u0219i sunt a\u0219a de prost \u00eenc\u00e2t fac doar bancnote de un leu, dar am zis c\u0103 poate nu o atinge prea tare. \u201eNu din cer\u0219it, lucrez la un WC public \u0219i astea sunt \u00eencas\u0103rile de ieri. Vede\u021bi c\u0103 la noi se pl\u0103te\u0219te doar la ie\u0219ire!\u201d. Din ochii ei am \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 tocmai f\u0103cuse hepatit\u0103, iar m\u00e2na \u00een care \u021binea \u201et\u0103\u0219c\u0103l\u0103ul\u201d \u00eei tremura u\u0219or.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A \u00eenfipt leii \u00een aparatul de num\u0103rat \u0219i a \u00eenceput s\u0103 socoteasc\u0103. Aparatul d\u0103dea rateu dup\u0103 rateu, leii numai drep\u021bi nu erau. Cinsti\u021bi, dar str\u00e2mbi. Nu m-am ab\u021binut \u0219i am revenit par\u021bial la varianta de r\u0103spuns num\u0103rul 1: \u201e\u00cei verifica\u021bi s\u0103 vede\u021bi dac\u0103 nu cumva sunt fal\u0219i?\u201d. Niciun r\u0103spuns. Dup\u0103 trei minute, \u00eemi zice: \u201eMi-a\u021bi dat 36.000 de lei, 285 de c\u00e2te 100, patru de 50, una de zece \u0219i una de cinci. Corect? \u00cei depune\u021bi pe to\u021bi\u201d. Oricum nu a a\u0219teptat r\u0103spunsul, a tr\u00e2ntit banii \u00eentr-un sertar \u0219i mi-a zis: \u201eIese imediat chitan\u021ba, s\u0103 o semna\u021bi\u201d. Era foarte serioas\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 am zis s\u0103 nu stric magia momentului cu glume. \u201eSta\u021bi u\u0219or. Fix pe to\u021bi \u00eei depun \u0219i chiar a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 fie corect, dar eu v-am dat doar 500 de lei. Cei 285 sunt de c\u00e2te un leu, dar \u0219i de 100 dac\u0103 erau, tot nu ie\u0219ea socoteala\u201d. Cu greu s-a l\u0103murit \u0219i \u0219i-a revenit din uluial\u0103 \u0219i sil\u0103. \u201eMul\u021bumesc, sunte\u021bi chiar de treab\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De ce n-a\u0219 fi fost, doar pentru c\u0103 aveam c\u00e2\u021biva lei \u00eentr-o pungu\u021b\u0103?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vara aceasta am colec\u021bionat bancnote de un leu. Nu z\u00e2mbi\u021bi. Am zis s\u0103 m\u0103 r\u0103sf\u0103\u021b \u00een concediu (\u00een traducere: s\u0103 mai cump\u0103r ceva complet inutil). Cum nu puteam pleca \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103 cu c\u0103r\u0103mida de lei, am f\u0103cut un schimb cu comision zero, la domiciliu, \u0219i am decis s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc cu verzi\u0219orii ceva la banc\u0103. 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