{"id":4725,"date":"2024-10-24T12:07:59","date_gmt":"2024-10-24T10:07:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=4725"},"modified":"2024-10-24T12:08:00","modified_gmt":"2024-10-24T10:08:00","slug":"moartea-bunului-simt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2024\/10\/24\/moartea-bunului-simt\/","title":{"rendered":"Moartea bunului sim\u021b"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>La revenirea serioas\u0103 \u00een mijloacele de transport \u00een comun (tot s\u0103rac, tot s\u0103rac, a\u0219a c\u0103 nu e cazul s\u0103 v\u0103 devin antipatic) am constatat urm\u0103torul lucru: b\u0103tr\u00e2nii (seniorii pentru cei sensibili) au dat peste Tik-Tok, ceea ce e teribil pentru orice om \u00eentreg la minte, mai ales c\u0103 nu au descoperit \u0219i c\u0103\u0219tile, acesta este un proces de durat\u0103 (vezi maneli\u0219tii).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ast\u0103zi, gra\u021bie unei persoane din categoria celor care distrug sistemul de pensii prin longevitate, am auzit copii <a><\/a>pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd, bebelu\u0219i r\u00e2z\u00e2nd, v\u00e2rstnici c\u00e2nt\u00e2nd, be\u021bivi sco\u021b\u00e2nd diverse sunete pe la extremit\u0103\u021bi, motoare turate, oameni sfor\u0103ind, c\u00e2ini l\u0103tr\u00e2nd, \u00eentr-o cavalcad\u0103 demn\u0103 de por\u021bile iadului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cum sim\u021beam c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu fac ceva voi combate atacul cerebral cu un infarct, am aten\u021bionat-o pe tiktokist\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 ceva cu sonorul blocat la volum maxim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201dCine m\u0103 oblig\u0103?\u201d, a replicat. \u201dBunul sim\u021b ar fi fost singurul care o putea face, dar la dumneavoastr\u0103 a murit de b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021be\u201d, a fost replica mea. Dup\u0103 care, demonstrativ am executat dou\u0103 guguloaie dintr-un serve\u021bel \u0219i mi le-am introdus&#8230;totu\u0219i \u00een urechi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La revenirea serioas\u0103 \u00een mijloacele de transport \u00een comun (tot s\u0103rac, tot s\u0103rac, a\u0219a c\u0103 nu e cazul s\u0103 v\u0103 devin antipatic) am constatat urm\u0103torul lucru: b\u0103tr\u00e2nii (seniorii pentru cei sensibili) au dat peste Tik-Tok, ceea ce e teribil pentru orice om \u00eentreg la minte, mai ales c\u0103 nu au descoperit \u0219i c\u0103\u0219tile, acesta este&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4725"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4725"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4726,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4725\/revisions\/4726"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}