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Imposibil s\u0103 nu v\u0103 fi lovit, de la \u00eenceputul acestui an, de cel pu\u021bin 100 de ori de r\u0103spunsul \u201dcu drag\u201d. E o mod\u0103 de care cu greu mai sc\u0103p\u0103m. Un tic verbal care mimeaz\u0103 maxima amabilitate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Azi am mers s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc o factur\u0103 la o companie de telefonie. La ghi\u0219eu era un t\u00e2n\u0103r pe care \u00eel cheam\u0103 Gheorghe sau care cunoa\u0219te un Gheorghe. O fa\u021b\u0103 mai mototolit\u0103 de o noapte grea mai rar am v\u0103zut. P\u0103rea c\u0103zut din avion pe o cale ferat\u0103 \u0219i <\/a>a\u0219tepta cu disperare s\u0103 vin\u0103 un tren care s\u0103-i curme chinul. \u00cei era clar c\u0103 trenul \u00eent\u00e2rzie \u0219i era obligat s\u0103 se chinui \u00een continuare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I-am comunicat ce inten\u021bii am, am pl\u0103tit \u0219i omul s-a \u00eencovrigat pe sub birou s\u0103 scoat\u0103 chitan\u021ba, care dovedea pe ce am dat banii. Efortul a fost unul care i-a dep\u0103\u0219it capacit\u0103\u021bile. Mi-a dat chitan\u021ba, am zis \u201dmul\u021bumesc\u201d, a \u00eencercat un \u201dcu drag\u201d pe care l-a terminat cu o r\u00e2g\u00e2ial\u0103 (eructa\u021bie – dac\u0103 sunte\u021bi mai sensibili) sc\u0103pat\u0103 din Iad, dup\u0103 care a vomitat scurt pe tastatur\u0103. Mi-a aruncat o privire disperat\u0103 \u0219i abia atunci a observat c\u0103, \u00een spatele meu, mai a\u0219teptau al\u021bi trei clien\u021bi dornici s\u0103 rezolve ceva cu ajutorul lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Am z\u00e2mbit, am spus \u201dcu drag\u201d \u0219i am p\u0103r\u0103sit incinta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Imposibil s\u0103 nu v\u0103 fi lovit, de la \u00eenceputul acestui an, de cel pu\u021bin 100 de ori de r\u0103spunsul \u201dcu drag\u201d. E o mod\u0103 de care cu greu mai sc\u0103p\u0103m. Un tic verbal care mimeaz\u0103 maxima amabilitate. Azi am mers s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc o factur\u0103 la o companie de telefonie. La ghi\u0219eu era un t\u00e2n\u0103r pe…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4783"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4783"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4783\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4784,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4783\/revisions\/4784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}