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Tocmai ie\u0219isem dintr-o biseric\u0103 cu un prieten mai vechi dec\u00e2t multe dintre statele europene. Lumina era t\u0103ioas\u0103, c\u0103ldura nervoas\u0103, clopotele m\u00e2ng\u00e2iau aerul cu sunete metalice, iar sufletul meu era gata s\u0103 ierte tot ce nu-mi gre\u0219ise nimeni. Prietenul avea \u00eentr-o m\u00e2n\u0103, o pung\u0103 minuscul\u0103 cu anafur\u0103 \u2014 cadou liturgic, gluten divin. \u00cen cealalt\u0103, portofelul, evident mai p\u0103c\u0103tos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La col\u021b, un cer\u0219etor, cum scrie la carte, aproape beat, mirosind \u00eenfior\u0103tor, \u00eenconjurat de vechituri ca un rege de supu\u0219i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ne apropiem, g\u00e2ndindu-ne c\u0103 o zi bun\u0103 pentru suflet \u00eencepe cu zece lei da\u021bi pe post de indulgen\u021b\u0103 rapid\u0103. \u00centre cei doi a \u00eenceput un scurt dialog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Uite, zece lei \u0219i o anafur\u0103. De la surs\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centinde m\u00e2na. Se uit\u0103. Se \u00eencrunt\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Nu. Nu vreau.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Ce anume nu vrei?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Anafura.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Adic\u0103 omul refuza zece lei. Din cauz\u0103 de anafur\u0103. A\u0219a ceva nu mai p\u0103\u021bisem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Bine, \u00ee\u021bi dau doar doi lei. F\u0103r\u0103 p\u00e2ine sfin\u021bit\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 A\u0219a merge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Accept\u0103. Ca \u0219i cum tocmai negociase o rat\u0103 decent\u0103 la credin\u021b\u0103, nu neap\u0103rat una care s\u0103 aib\u0103 leg\u0103tura cu religia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Dar stai, de ce n-ai luat 10 cu anafur\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Pentru c\u0103 nu-mi place \u0219i nu cred \u00een astea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– \u0218i atunci\u2026 de ce n-o iei \u0219i n-o m\u0103n\u00e2nci?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– E p\u0103cat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am clipit de dou\u0103 ori. Nici eu nu mai \u0219tiam dac\u0103 se vorbe\u0219te despre m\u00e2ncare, metafizic\u0103 sau asist la un soi de stand-up teologic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 P\u0103i\u2026 dac\u0103 nu crezi, de ce e p\u0103cat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 P\u0103cat fa\u021b\u0103 de o bucat\u0103 de p\u00e2ine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Aia a fost. L-a\u0219 fi \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219at, dar st\u0103tea filozofia \u00eentre noi. \u00cen plus, omul, obosit s\u0103 nu comit\u0103 un sacrilegiu religios-culinar, \u00eencepuse s\u0103 se hidrateze temeinic cu bere.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Tocmai ie\u0219isem dintr-o biseric\u0103 cu un prieten mai vechi dec\u00e2t multe dintre statele europene. Lumina era t\u0103ioas\u0103, c\u0103ldura nervoas\u0103, clopotele m\u00e2ng\u00e2iau aerul cu sunete metalice, iar sufletul meu era gata s\u0103 ierte tot ce nu-mi gre\u0219ise nimeni. Prietenul avea \u00eentr-o m\u00e2n\u0103, o pung\u0103 minuscul\u0103 cu anafur\u0103 \u2014 cadou liturgic, gluten divin. \u00cen cealalt\u0103, portofelul, evident…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4828"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4828"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4828\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4829,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4828\/revisions\/4829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}