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M-am deplasat la un cabinet oftalmologic s\u0103 v\u0103d cum mai v\u0103d. C\u00e2nd m\u0103 mai desp\u0103r\u021bea un pas de intrare, un domn mai trecut prin via\u021b\u0103 mi-a luat fa\u021ba, \u00eembr\u00e2ncindu-m\u0103 u\u0219or. A intrat, dup\u0103 care i-a f\u0103cut semn so\u021biei s\u0103-l urmeze. El mi-a zis: \u201eScuze\u201d, ea: \u201eA\u0219a e el, mai repezit, nu am ce-i face\u201d. Am spus c\u0103 e \u00een regul\u0103 \u0219i am r\u0103mas la un metru de u\u0219a deschis\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Omul a \u00eenceput s\u0103 probeze ni\u0219te ochelari, l\u0103s\u00e2nd impresia c\u0103 vrea s\u0103-i foloseasc\u0103 pe post de ciocan. Distruge o pereche, lentila ajunge pe jos, zice \u201escuze\u201d, \u00eencepe s\u0103-l \u00eenjure pe Bolojan pentru taxe, e nemul\u021bumit de lipsa de civiliza\u021bie a rom\u00e2nilor, \u00eenha\u021b\u0103 alte rame, m\u0103 vede: \u201eM\u0103 scuza\u021bi, dar am fost mai rapid\u201d, dup\u0103 care r\u00e2de zgomotos. \u00ce\u0219i continu\u0103 probele; la un moment dat uit ce a\u0219tept \u00een fa\u021ba acelei u\u0219i, \u00eemi reamintesc, omul termin\u0103 cu ochelarii, nu \u0219i cu politica. Dup\u0103 ceva timp iese \u0219i se opre\u0219te \u00een fa\u021ba mea, zice din nou \u201escuze\u201d. Spun \u201e\u00een regul\u0103\u201d, dup\u0103 care revine pe un ton ap\u0103sat: \u201eAm spus scuze!\u201d. \u00cel privesc \u0219i \u00eemi \u00eencalc promisiunea de a nu rosti mai mult de cinci cuvinte \u00een fa\u021ba unui necunoscut, dac\u0103 dialogul nu are leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu munca. \u201eAm \u00een\u021beles, am zis de trei ori \u00ab\u00een regul\u0103\u00bb. Dori\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 fac, pe loc, o statuie pentru c\u0103 v\u0103 dubla\u021bi comportamentul necivilizat cu ni\u0219te scuze mecanice?\u201d. Domnul m\u0103 prive\u0219te ca pe un extraterestru. Intervine doamna: \u201eNu am ce-i face, ce s\u0103-i fac?\u201d. Dac\u0103 tot deschisesem gura, ce mai conta dac\u0103 voi continua. \u201eDac\u0103 tot \u00eemi cere\u021bi sfatul, v\u0103 propun s\u0103-l \u00eencuia\u021bi \u00een cas\u0103 \u0219i, din cinci \u00een cinci minute, s\u0103-i cere\u021bi scuze pentru disconfortul creat\u201d. Ei pleac\u0103, eu intru.
Ceva-ceva mai v\u0103d!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cum 1 f\u0103r\u0103 2 e mai nimic, mai fac o relatare. Metrou: nici plin, nici gol. La Cr\u00e2nga\u0219i, \u00een vagon intr\u0103 o doamn\u0103 precum Mihai Viteazul \u00een lupt\u0103. \u00cen trecere \u00eemi propte\u0219te o paporni\u021b\u0103 \u00een spinare, zice \u201ePardon\u201d \u0219i trece mai departe. La Basarab, \u00een fa\u021ba mea se elibereaz\u0103 un scaun; de nic\u0103ieri apare, ca o vijelie, doamna, m\u0103 calc\u0103 pe picior p\u00e2n\u0103 la lacrimi \u2013 ale mele \u2013, ea zice \u201ePardon\u201d \u0219i se a\u0219eaz\u0103. Eu tac. Din paporni\u021b\u0103 extrage o sticl\u0103 de ap\u0103 mineral\u0103. A\u021bi ghicit: dup\u0103 toat\u0103 agita\u021bia, c\u00e2nd desface dopul, brusc am\u00e2ndoi suntem uzi. Evident, \u201ePardon\u201d. Eu, probabil, am o grimas\u0103. Ea: \u201eDar ce mai vre\u021bi, se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, mi-am cerut scuze!\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu-mi \u00eencalc promisiunile de dou\u0103 ori \u00een 24 de ore, a\u0219a c\u0103 nu zic nimic, dar \u00eemi vine o poft\u0103 s\u0103-i cer scuze, ceva de speriat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
M-am deplasat la un cabinet oftalmologic s\u0103 v\u0103d cum mai v\u0103d. C\u00e2nd m\u0103 mai desp\u0103r\u021bea un pas de intrare, un domn mai trecut prin via\u021b\u0103 mi-a luat fa\u021ba, \u00eembr\u00e2ncindu-m\u0103 u\u0219or. A intrat, dup\u0103 care i-a f\u0103cut semn so\u021biei s\u0103-l urmeze. El mi-a zis: \u201eScuze\u201d, ea: \u201eA\u0219a e el, mai repezit, nu am ce-i face\u201d. Am…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4844"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4844"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4845,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4844\/revisions\/4845"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}