{"id":4851,"date":"2025-09-26T09:12:18","date_gmt":"2025-09-26T07:12:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=4851"},"modified":"2025-09-26T09:12:19","modified_gmt":"2025-09-26T07:12:19","slug":"sarmale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2025\/09\/26\/sarmale\/","title":{"rendered":"Sarmale"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Sub cumplita promisiune a unui tuci de sarmale am plecat s\u0103 cump\u0103r ni\u0219te varz\u0103 \u201ddin pia\u021b\u0103, nu supermarket\u201d, \u201drom\u00e2neasc\u0103\u201d \u0219i \u201df\u00e2lf\u0103noas\u0103\u201d (\u00een traducere liber\u0103: mai pufoas\u0103). Treab\u0103 serioas\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 nu a contat c\u0103 pre\u021bul \u00een pia\u021b\u0103 era fix de trei ori mai mare, per kilogram, dec\u00e2t la supermarket, re\u021beta e re\u021bet\u0103, comanda e comand\u0103. Ajuns la fa\u021ba locului, toate verzele \u00eemi p\u0103reau foarte turce\u0219ti, tari, lemnoase, ca ni\u0219te ghiulele de tun. <a><\/a>A\u0219a c\u0103 am \u00eenceput s\u0103 pip\u0103i verzele f\u0103r\u0103 nicio ru\u0219ine, \u00een c\u0103utarea pufo\u0219eniei. Pe la al 4-lea stand un tip mai tinerel m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 ce doresc s\u0103 fac cu varza. Cum \u00eei \u00eenflorea un z\u00e2mbet pervers pe sub nas i-am r\u0103spuns: \u201dO oper\u0103 de art\u0103, \u00een mai multe straturi\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tipul m\u0103 prive\u0219te cu o spr\u00e2ncean\u0103 ridicat\u0103, ca \u0219i cum tocmai a\u0219 fi spus c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 o pictez pe Mona Lisa pe foi de varz\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eO oper\u0103 de art\u0103\u2026?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eExact. Mai multe straturi, textura s\u0103 fie fin\u0103, culorile s\u0103 se completeze.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se uit\u0103 la mine, apoi la verzele lui, \u0219i d\u0103 din cap: \u201eAtunci trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 dau varza de expozi\u021bie, nu de m\u00e2ncare\u201d. Dup\u0103 care a schimbat tonul \u0219i a \u00eenceput s\u0103-mi prezinte, cu seriozitate, verzele: de butoi, de pus cu muraturi asortate, de c\u0103lit, de sarmale, de umplut gogo\u0219ari. Am r\u0103mas pe prima idee \u0219i m-am ales cu 6 kilograme de art\u0103 pentru tuci!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cum nu ne \u00eencorseteaz\u0103 pe noi un am\u0103r\u00e2t de calendar plin de zile \u0219i luni asem\u0103n\u0103toare, v\u0103 urez: Cr\u0103ciun fericit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sub cumplita promisiune a unui tuci de sarmale am plecat s\u0103 cump\u0103r ni\u0219te varz\u0103 \u201ddin pia\u021b\u0103, nu supermarket\u201d, \u201drom\u00e2neasc\u0103\u201d \u0219i \u201df\u00e2lf\u0103noas\u0103\u201d (\u00een traducere liber\u0103: mai pufoas\u0103). Treab\u0103 serioas\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 nu a contat c\u0103 pre\u021bul \u00een pia\u021b\u0103 era fix de trei ori mai mare, per kilogram, dec\u00e2t la supermarket, re\u021beta e re\u021bet\u0103, comanda e comand\u0103&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4851"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4851"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4852,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4851\/revisions\/4852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}