Uneori, lunea, umblu teleleu. Pe aproape: prin spatele blocului, la pia\u021b\u0103, la supermarket.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lunea trecut\u0103 am plecat cu o saco\u0219\u0103 dolofan\u0103, plin\u0103 cu recipiente din plastic, 50 de bani bucata. Am b\u0103tut direct la por\u021bile ghinionului: trei magazine, trei e\u0219ecuri \u2014 ba nu mai func\u021biona aparatul, ba nu mai aveau spa\u021biu\u2026 diverse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am plecat cu g\u00e2ndul s\u0103 le abandonez undeva, la un co\u0219 de gunoi mai p\u00e2ntecos. N-am avut noroc nici \u00een acest caz. F\u0103r\u0103 solu\u021bie, am decis s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc acas\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 le abandonez, cu tot cu saco\u0219\u0103, la ghen\u0103, jur\u00e2ndu-mi \u00een forurile interioare c\u0103, oric\u00e2t \u021bin la natur\u0103, nu m\u0103 voi mai expune la corvoada reciclatului organizat \u00een batjocur\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La intrarea \u00een bloc, alt ghinion: m\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cu un vecin. Arunca ni\u0219te priviri lungi spre saco\u0219\u0103, de-ai fi crezut c\u0103 plimb o bomb\u0103 \u00eentr-o saco\u0219\u0103 de rafie. Cum deja m\u0103 sfredelea, i-am zis scurt:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-De la 5 diminea\u021ba alerg dup\u0103 ele, dar am str\u00e2ns ceva.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Serios? Glumi\u021bi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Eu da, dar privirea dumneavoastr\u0103 nu glumea deloc cu mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ca s\u0103 fiu \u201damuzant\u201d p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t l-am \u00eentrebat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Le dori\u021bi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A mai zis ceva, nu am auzit, dar a\u0219 paria pe o \u00eenjur\u0103tur\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Uneori, lunea, umblu teleleu. Pe aproape: prin spatele blocului, la pia\u021b\u0103, la supermarket. Lunea trecut\u0103 am plecat cu o saco\u0219\u0103 dolofan\u0103, plin\u0103 cu recipiente din plastic, 50 de bani bucata. Am b\u0103tut direct la por\u021bile ghinionului: trei magazine, trei e\u0219ecuri \u2014 ba nu mai func\u021biona aparatul, ba nu mai aveau spa\u021biu\u2026 diverse. Am plecat cu…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4903"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4903"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4903\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4904,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4903\/revisions\/4904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}