{"id":4920,"date":"2026-05-04T11:38:01","date_gmt":"2026-05-04T09:38:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=4920"},"modified":"2026-05-04T11:38:03","modified_gmt":"2026-05-04T09:38:03","slug":"motocoasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2026\/05\/04\/motocoasa\/","title":{"rendered":"Motocoasa"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Cunosc un cet\u0103\u021bean care, dac\u0103 nu face zgomot, nu poate s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103. Dac\u0103 exist\u0103 un flux de energie electric\u0103 spre casa lui, ne <strong>piseaz\u0103 nervii<\/strong> cu o box\u0103. Dac\u0103 nu, <strong>zbiar\u0103 el<\/strong>. C\u00e2nd \u00eel doare \u00een g\u00e2t, pune m\u00e2na pe o motocoas\u0103, care scoate cele mai demente zgomote \u0219i, uneori, taie \u0219i iarb\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Recent, c\u00e2nd savuram albastrul cerului \u0219i apreciam apa din izvoarele Arge\u0219ului, omul a constatat c\u0103 e r\u0103gu\u0219it \u0219i nu a pl\u0103tit nici factura, a\u0219a c\u0103 a pus m\u00e2na pe motocoas\u0103. A\u0219a a crezut el. Bine \u201eamorsat\u201d cu ceva alcool<strong>, <\/strong><strong>a devenit repede o juc\u0103rie \u00een \u2026coarnele dihaniei<\/strong><strong>.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cum zgomotele nu se mai opreau, am abandonat visarea \u0219i m-am dus s\u0103 v\u0103d ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103. Ag\u0103\u021bat de coarnele instrumentului, dezorientat suficient c\u00e2t s\u0103-l \u00eempiedice s\u0103 o opreasc\u0103 de la buton, omul meu era scuturat de instrumentul t\u0103ietor pe loc, av\u00e2nd ni\u0219te mi\u0219c\u0103ri din \u0219old care te duceau cu g\u00e2ndul fie la un dans acrobatic din anii \u201980, fie la o partid\u0103 de sex din viitor, \u00een care omul \u0219i ma\u0219ina \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 produc\u0103 empiric mici robo\u021bei de gr\u0103din\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L-am privit cu pl\u0103cere minute bune cum e scuturat ca un pre\u0219 vechi, dup\u0103 care m-am \u00eentors la cerul meu albastru. La un moment dat am auzit\u2026 lini\u0219tea. Se terminase benzina, la to\u021bi cei implica\u021bi. Omul \u0219i unealta z\u0103ceau epuiza\u021bi \u00een iarba verde, sc\u0103pat\u0103 de lamele ascu\u021bite ale motocoasei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am r\u0103mas c\u00e2teva clipe nemi\u0219cat, aproape ne\u00eencrez\u0103tor, ca \u0219i cum lini\u0219tea aceea ar fi fost o fars\u0103, o pauz\u0103 \u00eentre dou\u0103 reprize de tortur\u0103 acustic\u0103. P\u0103rea suspect de profund\u0103, de parc\u0103 \u00eens\u0103\u0219i natura \u00ee\u0219i \u021binea respira\u021bia, tem\u00e2ndu-se c\u0103 orice fo\u0219net ar putea reactiva mecanismul infernal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un greier a \u00eendr\u0103znit primul. Apoi altul. Apoi, timid, frunzele au \u00eenceput s\u0103-\u0219i reia \u0219oaptele. Lumea se reconstruia \u00eencet, dup\u0103 cataclism.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Omul nu s-a ridicat imediat. Z\u0103cea acolo, cu privirea pierdut\u0103, ca un erou \u00eenvins de propria arm\u0103, probabil reflect\u00e2nd la sensul vie\u021bii sau, mai probabil, la unde a pus bidonul. Cu \u021buic\u0103, cu&nbsp; benzin\u0103! Motocoasa, abandonat\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 el, p\u0103rea \u0219i ea \u00eemp\u0103cat\u0103, ca o fiar\u0103 s\u0103tul\u0103, care nu mai simte nevoia s\u0103 demonstreze nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am fost tentat s\u0103 m\u0103 apropii, s\u0103 verific dac\u0103 mai respir\u0103 \u2026motocoas\u0103, singura de care \u00eemi era mil\u0103. Dar m-am oprit. Exist\u0103 momente \u00een via\u021b\u0103 c\u00e2nd e mai s\u0103n\u0103tos s\u0103 nu intervii. C\u00e2nd echilibrul fragil dintre om \u0219i zgomot trebuie l\u0103sat s\u0103 se regleze singur, f\u0103r\u0103 martori.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M-am \u00eentors din nou spre cer. Era tot albastru. Poate pu\u021bin mai albastru dec\u00e2t \u00eenainte. Sau poate doar mi se p\u0103rea mie, \u00een lipsa urletului mecanic care p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci \u00eel bruia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pentru prima dat\u0103 dup\u0103 mult\u0103 vreme, am realizat c\u0103 lini\u0219tea nu este doar absen\u021ba zgomotului. Este o victorie, la care uneori nu contribui cu absolute nimic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cunosc un cet\u0103\u021bean care, dac\u0103 nu face zgomot, nu poate s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103. Dac\u0103 exist\u0103 un flux de energie electric\u0103 spre casa lui, ne piseaz\u0103 nervii cu o box\u0103. Dac\u0103 nu, zbiar\u0103 el. C\u00e2nd \u00eel doare \u00een g\u00e2t, pune m\u00e2na pe o motocoas\u0103, care scoate cele mai demente zgomote \u0219i, uneori, taie \u0219i iarb\u0103. Recent, c\u00e2nd&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4920"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4920"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4920\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4921,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4920\/revisions\/4921"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}