\u00centr-o diminea\u021b\u0103, pe c\u00e2nd \u021bara \u00ee\u0219i c\u0103uta cu grij\u0103 pre\u0219edintele, iar pre\u0219edintele \u00ee\u0219i c\u0103uta cu \u0219i mai mult\u0103 grij\u0103 agenda, se auzi la u\u0219a Palatului un cioc\u0103nit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Cine este? \u00eentreb\u0103 Pre\u0219edintele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 O vizit\u0103 de stat, r\u0103spunse un aghiotant aflat l\u00e2ng\u0103 el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pre\u0219edintele p\u0103li.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 De stat? Adic\u0103 st\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Nu. Vine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Atunci s\u0103 nu deschide\u021bi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Aghiotantul r\u0103mase perplex. Nu era prev\u0103zut \u00een Constitu\u021bie ce trebuie f\u0103cut c\u00e2nd vine o vizit\u0103 oficial\u0103, dar nici nu era prev\u0103zut ce trebuie f\u0103cut c\u00e2nd pre\u0219edintelui \u00eei este fric\u0103 de ea. A\u0219a c\u0103 deschise regulamentul de ordine interioar\u0103 \u0219i g\u0103si, la pagina 73, urm\u0103toarea dispozi\u021bie: \u201eVizitele se primesc, cu condi\u021bia s\u0103 fi fost anun\u021bate din timp \u0219i s\u0103 nu sperie gazda.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vizita era \u00eens\u0103 deja la u\u0219\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pre\u0219edintele \u00ee\u0219i puse o cravat\u0103, apoi o scoase. \u00ce\u0219i puse alta, apoi \u00ee\u0219i aminti c\u0103 str\u0103inii observ\u0103 aceste lucruri \u0219i pot trage concluzii politice, a\u0219a c\u0103 lu\u0103 o pereche de pantaloni lungi. Tot speriat r\u0103mase.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Mai bine nu primesc pe nimeni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Dar este o vizit\u0103 oficial\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Tocmai.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen cele din urm\u0103, se hot\u0103r\u00ee s\u0103 trimit\u0103 un mesaj: \u201eRegret\u0103m profund c\u0103 Excelen\u021ba Voastr\u0103 a sosit exact ast\u0103zi.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mesajul fu considerat foarte diplomatic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen aceea\u0219i zi, la Guvern, Premierul privea o foaie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe ea era scris un singur cuv\u00e2nt: alegeri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Premierul se uit\u0103 la el lung, ca la un animal periculos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Cine l-a pus aici?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Nimeni, domnule. A ap\u0103rut singur, zise un purt\u0103tor de vorbe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Atunci s\u0103 dispar\u0103 singur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar cuv\u00e2ntul nu disp\u0103rea. Premierul \u00eel \u00eempinse \u00eentr-un sertar. Din sertar, cuv\u00e2ntul se mut\u0103 la loc pe birou. \u00cel acoperi cu un dosar. Cuv\u00e2ntul ie\u0219i de sub dosar. \u00cel b\u0103g\u0103 \u00eentr-un dulap. Din dulap se auzi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Anticipate…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Premierul chem\u0103 imediat secretarul general.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Ce facem?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Facem alegeri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Nu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Atunci nu facem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Dar dac\u0103 trebuie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Dac\u0103 trebuie, trebuie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 \u0218i dac\u0103 nu trebuie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Atunci putem s\u0103 le facem mai t\u00e2rziu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Premierul respir\u0103 u\u0219urat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Aceasta era solu\u021bia perfect\u0103: alegerile trebuiau s\u0103 existe, dar nu trebuiau s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen partea cealalt\u0103 a ora\u0219ului, Pre\u0219edintele primea \u00een continuare vizite pe h\u00e2rtie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Era mai sigur a\u0219a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un ambasador veni pe h\u00e2rtie. Un prim-ministru veni pe h\u00e2rtie. Un \u0219ef de stat veni pe h\u00e2rtie. To\u021bi fur\u0103 primi\u021bi foarte bine, cu z\u00e2mbete protocolare \u0219i fotografii impecabile…pe h\u00e2rtie fotografic\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Singura problem\u0103 era c\u0103, pe h\u00e2rtie, to\u021bi plecau foarte greu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 De ce nu pleac\u0103? \u00eentreb\u0103 Pre\u0219edintele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Pentru c\u0103 sunt invita\u021bi oficial.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Atunci invita\u021bi-i s\u0103 plece.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Aghiotantul ezit\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Ar fi neprotocolar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pre\u0219edintele oft\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Atunci s\u0103 plece neoficial.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Premierul, \u00eentre timp, primise o nou\u0103 veste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Domnule Premier, se vorbe\u0219te despre anticipate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Cine vorbe\u0219te?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Toat\u0103 lumea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 \u0218i c\u00e2t de tare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Destul de tare \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 se aud\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la Palat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Premierul se ridic\u0103 brusc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Atunci trebuie s\u0103 facem ceva!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
To\u021bi mini\u0219trii se apropiar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Premierul reflect\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 S\u0103 nu facem nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i se a\u0219ez\u0103 la loc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen cabinet se l\u0103s\u0103 o lini\u0219te administrativ – birocratic\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La sf\u00e2r\u0219itul zilei, cei doi oameni se \u00eent\u00e2lnir\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor pe un hol lung, care nu ducea nic\u0103ieri, unde nimeni nu \u0219tia exact de ce se aflau.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Bun\u0103 ziua, spuse unul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Bun\u0103 ziua, r\u0103spunse cel\u0103lalt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Vin vizite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 \u0218tiu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 \u0218i sunt oficiale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 \u0218tiu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Eu m\u0103 tem de ele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Eu m\u0103 tem de alegeri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se privir\u0103 cu \u00een\u021belegere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pentru prima dat\u0103 \u00een acea zi, fiecare g\u0103sise un om care avea exact frica potrivit\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Atunci suntem bine, spuse unul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Foarte bine, r\u0103spunse cel\u0103lalt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i plecar\u0103, fiecare \u00een direc\u021bia lui, convin\u0219i c\u0103, dac\u0103 nu se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cu nimeni \u0219i nu se organizeaz\u0103 nimic, \u021bara va continua s\u0103 func\u021bioneze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u021aara, care nu fusese consultat\u0103, continu\u0103 s\u0103 mearg\u0103 singur\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ca de obicei.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00centr-o diminea\u021b\u0103, pe c\u00e2nd \u021bara \u00ee\u0219i c\u0103uta cu grij\u0103 pre\u0219edintele, iar pre\u0219edintele \u00ee\u0219i c\u0103uta cu \u0219i mai mult\u0103 grij\u0103 agenda, se auzi la u\u0219a Palatului un cioc\u0103nit. \u2014 Cine este? \u00eentreb\u0103 Pre\u0219edintele. \u2014 O vizit\u0103 de stat, r\u0103spunse un aghiotant aflat l\u00e2ng\u0103 el. Pre\u0219edintele p\u0103li. \u2014 De stat? Adic\u0103 st\u0103? \u2014 Nu. Vine. \u2014 Atunci…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4947"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4947"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4947\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4948,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4947\/revisions\/4948"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}