{"id":4956,"date":"2026-10-26T11:27:03","date_gmt":"2026-10-26T09:27:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=4956"},"modified":"2026-10-26T11:27:05","modified_gmt":"2026-10-26T09:27:05","slug":"paine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2026\/10\/26\/paine\/","title":{"rendered":"Paine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Supermarket, lejer, cum e duminica la ora deschiderii. Am un co\u0219 dolofan, \u00een v\u00e2rful lui, p\u00e2inea noastr\u0103 cea de toate zilele. O p\u00e2ine integral\u0103, c\u0103 doar a\u0219a mai vrea organismul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sunt abordat frontal de un b\u0103tr\u00e2nel, care vrea s\u0103 \u0219tie de unde am luat \u201efeliata\u201d. Avea \u0219i el un co\u0219 cu c\u00e2te ceva \u00een el. \u00cei explic, nu era foarte complicat: la raionul cu p\u00e2ine, \u201esecara \u0219i integrala\u201d sunt \u00eentr-un col\u021b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pare s\u0103-l z\u0103p\u0103ceasc\u0103 explica\u021biile. Zic: \u201eOk, a\u0219tepta\u021bi aici, l\u00e2ng\u0103 co\u0219ul meu, \u0219i v\u0103 aduc eu imediat o p\u00e2ine.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Plec voios, fac cinci pa\u0219i \u0219i diavolul m\u0103 pune s\u0103 \u00eentorc capul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u0103tr\u00e2nelul \u00eemi luase p\u00e2inea din co\u0219 \u0219i se ducea foarte gr\u0103bit spre casele de marcat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am luat alta, am pl\u0103tit ce aveam de pl\u0103tit, dar am convingerea c\u0103 p\u00e2inea asta e tare amar\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Supermarket, lejer, cum e duminica la ora deschiderii. Am un co\u0219 dolofan, \u00een v\u00e2rful lui, p\u00e2inea noastr\u0103 cea de toate zilele. O p\u00e2ine integral\u0103, c\u0103 doar a\u0219a mai vrea organismul. Sunt abordat frontal de un b\u0103tr\u00e2nel, care vrea s\u0103 \u0219tie de unde am luat \u201efeliata\u201d. Avea \u0219i el un co\u0219 cu c\u00e2te ceva \u00een el&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4956"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4956"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4956\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4957,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4956\/revisions\/4957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}