{"id":748,"date":"2009-04-04T03:49:02","date_gmt":"2009-04-04T01:49:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=748"},"modified":"2009-04-04T03:56:52","modified_gmt":"2009-04-04T01:56:52","slug":"cel-mai-iubit-dintre-gigi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2009\/04\/04\/cel-mai-iubit-dintre-gigi\/","title":{"rendered":"Cel mai iubit dintre Gigi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;&#8222;<em>Domnilor, \u00eencepu el, cu ajutorul acestui instrument ingenios, numit cosor, o s\u00e3 \u00eenv\u00e3\u0163\u00e3m \u00eempreun\u00e3 s\u00e3 facem lucruri foarte utile oamenilor, \u0163\u00e3ranilor \u00een special, dar \u015fi altor categorii, \u015fi anume: co\u015furi! Ce este un co\u015f? Este un obiect de nuiele, cu o capacitate anumit\u00e3 de \u00eenc\u00e3rcare, de pild\u00e3, co\u015furi pentru porumb, cu care se \u00eencarc\u00e3 o c\u00e3ru\u0163\u00e3 direct de pe ogor \u015fi a c\u00e3rui capacitate, \u00een porumb brut, coincide, dup\u00e3 cur\u00e3\u0163are, cu un dublu-decalitru. \u00cen ingeniozitatea sa, f\u00e3r\u00e3 s\u00e3 m\u00e3soare cu nimic, \u0163\u00e3ranul \u00ee\u015fi \u00eemplete\u015fte un co\u015f care \u00eei permite s\u00e3-\u015fi evalueze f\u00e3r\u00e3 alte m\u00e3sur\u00e3tori recolta sa de porumb pe un pogon, adic\u00e3 num\u00e3ra c\u00eete co\u015furi a adus acas\u00e3 \u015fi \u015ftie c\u00eete duble a f\u00e3cut, calcul care \u00eei permite s\u00e3-\u015fi dea seama c\u00eet poate s\u00e3 v\u00eend\u00e3 pe pia\u0163\u00e3 \u015fi c\u00eet s\u00e3-i r\u00e3m\u00een\u00e3 pentru hrana sa zilnic\u00e3, pentru \u00eens\u00e3m\u00een\u0163at \u015fi pentru or\u00e3t\u00e3niile pe care le are el \u00een curtea sa&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\nG\u00eetul mini\u015ftrilor, matematicienilor, inginerilor se \u00eentinse la auzul acestui \u00eenceput de prelegere, asemeni \u015fcolarilor cumin\u0163i care \u00eenc\u00e3 nu \u00een\u0163eleg ceea ce li se spune dar al c\u00e3ror instinct \u00eei \u0163ine \u00een banc\u00e3 holba\u0163i, s\u00e3 se str\u00e3duiasc\u00e3 \u015fi s\u00e3 \u00eenve\u0163e totu\u015fi. &#8222;Pentru aceasta, continu\u00e3 individul, cineva s-a g\u00eendit s\u00e3 vin\u00e3 \u00een ajutorul \u0163\u00e3ranilor \u015fi a inventat acest instrument mai ingenios dec\u00eet bricegele lor. Astfel a ap\u00e3rut cosorul zis al lui Moceanu, fiindc\u00e3 a\u015fa \u00eel chema pe inventator. El e compus din dou\u00e3 p\u00e3r\u0163i, partea lemnoas\u00e3 (\u015fi ne-o ar\u00e3t\u00e3) \u015fi partea fieroas\u00e3! Deci, s\u00e3 recapitul\u00e3m pe scurt: Cosorul lui Moceanu a fost inventat de Moceanu. El se compune&#8230;&#8221; &#8222;&#8230;din dou\u00e3 p\u00e3r\u0163i&#8221;, se auzir\u00e3 deodat\u00e3 vocile ascult\u00e3torilor. \u00cenc\u00eentat \u015fi surprins, individul sur\u00eese \u00een sine. &#8222;Partea lemn&#8230;&#8221; zise el&#8230; &#8222;&#8230;oas\u00e3&#8221;, \u00eel complet\u00e3 auditoriul&#8230; \u015fi partea fier&#8230;&#8221; &#8222;&#8230;oas\u00e3&#8221;, se ridicar\u00e3 vocile noastre. &#8222;Domnilor, exclam\u00e3 individul (\u015fi \u00ee\u015fi propti o clip\u00e3 b\u00e3rbia \u00een piept de satisfac\u0163ie), e o adev\u00e3rat\u00e3 pl\u00e3cere s\u00e3 ai de-a face cu intelectuali.&#8221;&gt;<br \/>\n(Cel mai iubit dintre p\u0103m\u00e2nteni &#8211; Marin Preda)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Deci, Gigi s\u0103 recapitul\u0103m. Tablele au o parte lemn\u2026oas\u0103 \u015fi o parte os\u2026oas\u0103.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Un popor care nu a comentat aproape nimic c\u00e2nd genera\u0163ii \u00eentregi de intelectuali au murit\u00a0 \u00een pu\u015fc\u0103riile comuniste nu mai doarme de c\u00e2nd Gigi se afl\u0103 \u00een arest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;&#8222;Domnilor, \u00eencepu el, cu ajutorul acestui instrument ingenios, numit cosor, o s\u00e3 \u00eenv\u00e3\u0163\u00e3m \u00eempreun\u00e3 s\u00e3 facem lucruri foarte utile oamenilor, \u0163\u00e3ranilor \u00een special, dar \u015fi altor categorii, \u015fi anume: co\u015furi! Ce este un co\u015f? Este un obiect de nuiele, cu o capacitate anumit\u00e3 de \u00eenc\u00e3rcare, de pild\u00e3, co\u015furi pentru porumb, cu care se \u00eencarc\u00e3 o&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=748"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":752,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748\/revisions\/752"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}