{"id":892,"date":"2009-07-21T00:19:23","date_gmt":"2009-07-20T22:19:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=892"},"modified":"2009-07-21T00:19:23","modified_gmt":"2009-07-20T22:19:23","slug":"viva-la-revolucion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2009\/07\/21\/viva-la-revolucion\/","title":{"rendered":"Viva la revolucion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Brusc, f\u0103r\u0103 preaviz, m-a apucat o sc\u00e2rb\u0103 total\u0103 de clasa conduc\u0103toare.\u00a0 M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc\u00a0c\u0103 o revolu\u0163ie nu ar strica, pu\u0163in\u0103 agita\u0163ie i-ar mai trezi la via\u0163\u0103. C\u00e2t <img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-893\" title=\"che5\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/che5-300x298.jpg\" alt=\"che5\" width=\"300\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/che5-300x298.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/che5-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/che5-1024x1018.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>s\u0103 \u00eei mai supor\u0163i? Unul r\u00e2de ca un oligofren cu \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 motiv, altul e mai r\u0103u dec\u00e2t moartea, cum vede o coas\u0103 pune m\u00e2na pe ea \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 taie, taie ce apuc\u0103. Al treilea, cu fundul \u00een c\u00e2te luntrii poate nu e credibil nici dac\u0103 \u015fi-ar juca via\u0163a \u00eenc\u0103 odat\u0103. De doamnele cu doctrina \u00een p\u0103r \u015fi piept nu are rost s\u0103 zic ceva. Cum e clar c\u0103 nu \u015ftiu de ru\u015fine sau de vorb\u0103 bun\u0103 alt\u0103 cale nu v\u0103d. S\u0103 punem fiecare m\u00e2na pe c\u00e2te ceva ( pe vremea lui Horea era cu coase, furci topoare) \u015fi s\u0103 trecem la ac\u0163iune. \u00cen prim\u0103 faz\u0103 am vrut s\u0103 pun m\u00e2na pe tastatur\u0103, mi-am dat seama c\u0103 este ineficient. A\u015fa c\u0103 am decis s\u0103\u00a0m\u0103 \u00eenarmez \u015fi s\u0103 trag. Sunt om de ac\u0163iune, ce naiba. A\u015fa c\u0103 am tras vreo dou\u0103 pahare de vin rece \u015fi parc\u0103 m-am mai lini\u015ftit. \u00a0Dac\u0103 mai trag \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 \u00eemi dau seama c\u0103 avem exact politicienii pe care \u00eei merit\u0103m. Dup\u0103 2+3 sticle cred c\u0103 voi fi la fel de lucid ca ei \u015fi voi concepe planuri anti-criz\u0103. Viva la revolucion! Che Guevara e cu noi.<\/p>\n<p>foto: Dede, revolu\u0163ionar de ap\u0103 dulce (merge \u015fi sifon) cu mult vin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brusc, f\u0103r\u0103 preaviz, m-a apucat o sc\u00e2rb\u0103 total\u0103 de clasa conduc\u0103toare.\u00a0 M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc\u00a0c\u0103 o revolu\u0163ie nu ar strica, pu\u0163in\u0103 agita\u0163ie i-ar mai trezi la via\u0163\u0103. C\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00eei mai supor\u0163i? Unul r\u00e2de ca un oligofren cu \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 motiv, altul e mai r\u0103u dec\u00e2t moartea, cum vede o coas\u0103 pune m\u00e2na pe ea \u015fi \u00eencepe&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=892"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":894,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892\/revisions\/894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}